Se duce unul la doctor cu un cutit infipt in spate.
- Domnule doctor, am un cutit in spate! - Acum vii, domnule, cand mai sunt trei minute pana la ora 7, cand se termina programul. Vino si dumneata maine. - Domnule doctor, ce suflet aveti sa ma lasati cu cutitul asta in spate? Medicul se duce la bolnav, ii ia cutitul din spate si i-l infige in ochi. - Na! Du-te la oftalmolog, ca ala are program pana la 8.
Mărie is now in a relationship with Ion and other 26 people. (Popa Satului and other 24 people like this)
Mărie is attending the event "Mulsul vacii" (Vaca lui Mărie and Ion like this)
[Mărie is not really attending the event "Mulsul vacii". She is actually attending Vasile in the barn. Ion comes to see Mărie attending the "Mulsul vacii" event and finds out what is she actually attending]
Ion is now single.
Ion was invited to join group "Beţivanii satului"
Ion and other 20 people are attending the event "Beţie la crâşmă". (Crâşmarul likes this)
Ion set his status to: "supărat sunt doamne, iarăşi supărat"
Ion is now drunk and pissed on Mărie's Wall
Mărie finished attending Vasile.
Mărie set her status to: "Foarte obosită. Sper să mă pot trezi mâine să merg la biserică"
